While Trying To Figure Out What City TCU Is Located In

Me: "Where's TCU?"

Everyone Else: "Texas."

Me: "Shut up! I hate you all!"

-- 2006

Upon Entering A Friend's Car After Trying To Walk Several Miles At Night In A Drunken Stupor

"I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason..."

-- 2007. Apparently I thought the guy driving the car was a cab driver. He was actually a friend of mine but I was so drunk I didn't realize it was him. So I attempted to introduce myself to him every four seconds.

While Playing Poker

"You can't bluff if you got nothin'!" -- 2005

Welcome!

I'm Andy Mason. And these are things I have said or done.