Upon Entering A Friend's Car After Trying To Walk Several Miles At Night In A Drunken Stupor

"I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason...I'm Andy Mason..."

-- 2007. Apparently I thought the guy driving the car was a cab driver. He was actually a friend of mine but I was so drunk I didn't realize it was him. So I attempted to introduce myself to him every four seconds.